Estimated From A Wife's Experience, The Average

A Man Never Knows How To Say Goodbye; A Woman Never Knows When To Say It.

Before Marriage, When A Woman Speaks To A Man In An Undertone, He Calls It "cooing"; After Marriage, He Calls It Nagging.

There Are Many Times Where A Woman Would Gladly Drop Her Husband If She Did Not Feel Morally Certain That Some Other Woman Would Come Right Along And Pick Him Up.

When Perfect Frankness Comes In At The Door Love Flies Out Of The Window.

Eve Had One Advantage Over All The Rest Of Her Sex. In His Wildest Moments Of Rage Adam Never Could Accuse Her Of Being 'just Like Her Mother!