Better A Lively Old Epigram Than A

Home Is Any Four Walls That Enclose The Right Person.

A Man Seldom Thinks Of Marrying When He Meets His Ideal Woman; He Waits Until He Gets The Marrying Fever And Then Idealizes The First Woman He Happens To Meet.

A Widow Is A Fascinating Being With The Flavor Of Maturity, The Spice Of Experience, The Piquancy Of Novelty, The Tang Of Practiced Coquetry, And The Halo Of One Man's Approval.

A Woman Flees From Temptation, But A Man Just Crawls Away From It In The Cheerful Hope That It May Overtake Him.

Better A Lively Old Epigram Than A Deadly New One.