Love: Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal

A Good Woman Is Known By What She Does; A Good Man By What He Doesn't.

Estimated From A Wife's Experience, The Average Man Spends Fully One-quarter Of His Life In Looking For His Shoes.

A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase Him And He Will Run - Sit Still And Ignore Him And He'll Come Purring At Your Feet.

There Are Only Two Kinds Of Men; The Dead And The Deadly.

A Bachelor Has To Have An Inspiration For Making Love To A Woman--a Married Man Needs Only An Excuse.