Love: Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal

The Follies Which A Man Regrets The Most In His Life Are Those Which He Didn't Commit When He Had The Opportunity.

Love Is A Matter Of Give And Take -- Marriage, A Matter Of Misgive And Mistake.

The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life Is Spotting Women Who Are Fatter Than She Is.

An Optimist Is Merely An Ex-pessimist With His Pockets Full Of Money, His Digestion In Good Condition, And His Wife In The Country.

Marriage Is The Miracle That Transforms A Kiss From A Pleasure Into A Duty.