A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase

An Optimist Is Merely An Ex-pessimist With His Pockets Full Of Money, His Digestion In Good Condition, And His Wife In The Country.

Love, The Quest; Marriage, The Conquest; Divorce, The Inquest.

France May Claim The Happiest Marriages In The World, But The Happiest Divorces In The World Are 'made In America.'

Some Women Blush When They Are Kissed, Some Call For The Police, Some Swear, Some Bite. But The Worst Are Those Who Laugh.

Life Begins At 40 - But So Do Fallen Arches, Rheumatism, Faulty Eyesight, And The Tendency To Tell A Story To The Same Person, Three Or Four Times.