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What A Man Calls His 'conscience' Is Merely The Mental Action That Follows A Sentimental Reaction After Too Much Wine Or Love.

Fortunately For Women, Most Men Mistake Loneliness For Love Before Marriage, And Habit For Happiness Afterward.

There Is A Vast Difference Between The Savage And The Civilized Man, But It Is Never Apparent To Their Wives Until After Breakfast.

A Man Marries One Woman To Escape From Many Others, And Then Chases Many Others To Forget He's Married To One.

It's Easier To Hide Your Light Under A Bushel Than To Keep Your Shady Side Dark.