Matrimony Is The Price Of Love --

To Be Happy With A Man You Must Understand Him A Lot And Love Him A Little. To Be Happy With A Woman You Must Love Her A Lot And Not Try To Understand Her At All.

A Bride At Her Second Marriage Does Not Wear A Veil. She Wants To See What She Is Getting.

The Honeymoon Is Not Actually Over Until We Cease To Stifle Our Sighs And Begin To Stifle Our Yawns.

A Man Marries One Woman To Escape From Many Others, And Then Chases Many Others To Forget He's Married To One.

Life Begins At 40 - But So Do Fallen Arches, Rheumatism, Faulty Eyesight, And The Tendency To Tell A Story To The Same Person, Three Or Four Times.