Matrimony Is The Price Of Love --

When You See A Married Couple Walking Down The Street, The One That's A Few Steps Ahead Is The One That's Mad.

Verily, The Best Of Husbands Hath Many Raw Edges, And Many Unnecessary Pleats In His Temper, And Many Wrinkles In His Disposition, Which Must Be Removed.

A Man Always Mistakes A Woman's Clinging Devotion For Weakness, Until He Discovers That It Requires The Strength Of Samson, The Patience Of Job, And The Finesse Of Solomon To Untwine It.

A Woman Flees From Temptation, But A Man Just Crawls Away From It In The Cheerful Hope That It May Overtake Him.

A Man Falls In Love Through His Eyes, A Woman Through Her Imagination, And Then They Both Speak Of It As An Affair Of 'the Heart.