A Man's Ideal Woman Is The One

In Olden Times Sacrifices Were Made At The Altar - A Practice Which Is Still Continued.

It Is Easier To Keep Half A Dozen Lovers Guessing Than To Keep One Lover After He Has Stopped Guessing.

Woman: The Peg On Which The Wit Hangs His Jest, The Preacher His Text, The Cynic His Grouch And The Sinner His Justification.

A Man's Ideal Woman Is The One He Couldn't Get.

Wedding: The Point At Which A Man Stops Toasting A Woman And Begins Roasting Her.