A Man's Ideal Woman Is The One

A Bride At Her Second Marriage Does Not Wear A Veil. She Wants To See What She Is Getting.

Marriage Is The Only Thing That Affords A Woman The Pleasure Of Company And The Perfect Sensation Of Solitude At The Same Time.

To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of The Chiffonier Drawers; To A Woman, Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of Her Opinions.

True Love Can Be No Deeper Than Your Capacity For Friendship, No Higher Than Your Ideals, And No Broader Than The Scope Of Your Vision.

A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase Him And He Will Run - Sit Still And Ignore Him And He'll Come Purring At Your Feet.