A Man's Ideal Woman Is The One

A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase Him And He Will Run - Sit Still And Ignore Him And He'll Come Purring At Your Feet.

Flirting Is The Gentle Art Of Making A Man Feel Pleased With Himself.

Home Is Any Four Walls That Enclose The Right Person.

The Feminine Vanity-case Is The Graveyard Of Masculine Illusions.

After Marriage, A Woman's Sight Becomes So Keen That She Can See Right Through Her Husband Without Looking At Him, And A Man's So Dull That He Can Look Right Through His Wife Without Seeing Her.