A Man's Ideal Woman Is The One

Eternity: The Interval Between The Time When A Woman Discovers That A Man Is In Love With Her And The Time When He Finds It Out Himself And Tells Her About It.

Nobody Is Quite So Blase And Sophisticated As A Boy Of Nineteen Who Is Just Recovering From A Baby Grand Passion

What A Man Calls His 'conscience' Is Merely The Mental Action That Follows A Sentimental Reaction After Too Much Wine Or Love.

Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.

A Man's Heart May Have A Secret Sanctuary Where Only One Woman May Enter, But It Is Full Of Little Anterooms Which Are Seldom Vacant.