Some Men Are Born For Matrimony, Some

Honeymoons Are The Beginning Of Wisdom--but The Beginning Of Wisdom Is The End Of Romance.

A Husband Is What Is Left Of A Lover, After The Nerve Has Been Extracted.

Never Trust A Husband Too Far, Nor A Bachelor Too Near.

A Man Can Become So Accustomed To The Thought Of His Own Faults That He Will Begin To Cherish Them As Charming Little 'personal Characteristics.'

Marriage Is Like Twirling A Baton, Turning Hand Springs Or Eating With Chopsticks. It Looks Easy Until You Try It.