Changing Husbands Is About As Satisfactory As

Life Begins At 40 - But So Do Fallen Arches, Rheumatism, Faulty Eyesight, And The Tendency To Tell A Story To The Same Person, Three Or Four Times.

Variety Is The Spice Of Love.

To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of The Chiffonier Drawers; To A Woman, Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of Her Opinions.

A Man Snatches The First Kiss, Pleads For The Second, Demands The Third, Takes The Fourth, Accepts The Fifth - And Endures All The Rest.

There Are People Whose Watch Stops At A Certain Hour And Who Remain Permanently At That Age.