In Olden Times Sacrifices Were Made At

A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase Him And He Will Run - Sit Still And Ignore Him And He'll Come Purring At Your Feet.

Love: Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal Fall.

A Man May Talk Inspiringly To A Woman About Love In The Abstract--but The Look In His Eyes Is Always Perfectly Concrete.

Marriage Is The Only Thing That Affords A Woman The Pleasure Of Company And The Perfect Sensation Of Solitude At The Same Time.

Don't Waste Time Trying To Break A Man's Heart; Be Satisfied If You Can Just Manage To Chip It In A Brand New Place.