The Honeymoon Is Not Actually Over Until

A Man Never Knows How To Say Goodbye; A Woman Never Knows When To Say It.

There Are Only Two Kinds Of Men; The Dead And The Deadly.

Woman: The Peg On Which The Wit Hangs His Jest, The Preacher His Text, The Cynic His Grouch And The Sinner His Justification.

The Dollar Sign Is The Only Sign In Which The Modern Man Appears To Have Any Real Faith.

Before Marriage, When A Woman Speaks To A Man In An Undertone, He Calls It "cooing"; After Marriage, He Calls It Nagging.