There Are Only Two Kinds Of Men;

Marriage Is The Only Thing That Affords A Woman The Pleasure Of Company And The Perfect Sensation Of Solitude At The Same Time.

A Man Always Mistakes A Woman's Clinging Devotion For Weakness, Until He Discovers That It Requires The Strength Of Samson, The Patience Of Job, And The Finesse Of Solomon To Untwine It.

Flattery Is Like Wine, Which Exhilarates A Man For A Moment, But Usually Ends By Going To His Head And Making Him Act Foolishly.

When You See What Some Women Marry, You Realize How They Must Hate To Work For A Living.

Falling In Love Consists Merely In Uncorking The Imagination And Bottling The Common Sense.