True Love Isn't The Kind That Endures

Flirting Is The Gentle Art Of Making A Man Feel Pleased With Himself.

Jealousy Is The Tie That Binds, And Binds, And Binds.

Before Marriage, When A Woman Speaks To A Man In An Undertone, He Calls It "cooing"; After Marriage, He Calls It Nagging.

Life Begins At 40 - But So Do Fallen Arches, Rheumatism, Faulty Eyesight, And The Tendency To Tell A Story To The Same Person, Three Or Four Times.

Nowadays Love Is A Matter Of Chance, Matrimony A Matter Of Money And Divorce A Matter Of Course.