Some Women Blush When They Are Kissed,

Life Begins At 40 - But So Do Fallen Arches, Rheumatism, Faulty Eyesight, And The Tendency To Tell A Story To The Same Person, Three Or Four Times.

When A Girl Marries She Exchanges The Attentions Of Many Men For The Inattention Of One.

The Dollar Sign Is The Only Sign In Which The Modern Man Appears To Have Any Real Faith.

A Fool And Her Money Are Soon Courted.

To Make A Man Perfectly Happy Tell Him He Works Too Hard, That He Spends Too Much Money, That He Is "misunderstood" Or That He Is "different;" None Of This Is Necessarily Complimentary, But It Will Flatter Him Infinitely More Than Merely Telling Him That He Is Brilliant, Or Noble, Or Wise, Or Good.