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The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life Is Spotting Women Who Are Fatter Than She Is.

And Verily, A Woman Need Know But One Man Well, In Order To Understand All Men; Whereas A Man May Know All Women And Understand Not One Of Them.

After Marriage, A Woman's Sight Becomes So Keen That She Can See Right Through Her Husband Without Looking At Him, And A Man's So Dull That He Can Look Right Through His Wife Without Seeing Her.

To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of The Chiffonier Drawers; To A Woman, Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of Her Opinions.

Changing Husbands Is About As Satisfactory As Changing A Bundle From One Hand To The Other; It Gives You Only Temporary Relief.