Jealousy Is The Tie That Binds, And

A Man May Talk Inspiringly To A Woman About Love In The Abstract--but The Look In His Eyes Is Always Perfectly Concrete.

When Perfect Frankness Comes In At The Door Love Flies Out Of The Window.

To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of The Chiffonier Drawers; To A Woman, Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of Her Opinions.

Estimated From A Wife's Experience, The Average Man Spends Fully One-quarter Of His Life In Looking For His Shoes.

When You See A Married Couple Walking Down The Street, The One That's A Few Steps Ahead Is The One That's Mad.