Jealousy Is The Tie That Binds, And

A Man's Ideal Woman Is The One He Couldn't Get.

Going Through Life Without Love Is Like Going Through A Good Dinner Without An Appetite -- Everything Seems So Flat And Tasteless.

Wedding: The Point At Which A Man Stops Toasting A Woman And Begins Roasting Her.

Better A Lively Old Epigram Than A Deadly New One.

Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.