Jealousy Is The Tie That Binds, And

When You See A Married Couple Walking Down The Street, The One That's A Few Steps Ahead Is The One That's Mad.

Why Does A Man Take It For Granted That A Girl Who Flirts With Him Wants Him To Kiss Her - When, Nine Times Out Of Ten, She Only Wants Him To Want To Kiss Her?

A Wise Woman Puts A Grain Of Sugar Into Everything She Says To A Man, And Takes A Grain Of Salt With Everything He Says To Her.

A Bachelor Of Arts Is One Who Makes Love To A Lot Of Women, And Yet Has The Art To Remain A Bachelor.

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