A Fool And Her Money Are Soon

Eternity: The Interval Between The Time When A Woman Discovers That A Man Is In Love With Her And The Time When He Finds It Out Himself And Tells Her About It.

Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.

Nowadays Love Is A Matter Of Chance, Matrimony A Matter Of Money And Divorce A Matter Of Course.

There Are Many Times Where A Woman Would Gladly Drop Her Husband If She Did Not Feel Morally Certain That Some Other Woman Would Come Right Along And Pick Him Up.

Falling In Love Consists Merely In Uncorking The Imagination And Bottling The Common Sense.