A Fool And Her Money Are Soon

When A Man Makes A Woman His Wife It's The Highest Compliment He Can Pay Her – And Usually It's The Last.

The Dollar Sign Is The Only Sign In Which The Modern Man Appears To Have Any Real Faith.

When A Girl Marries She Exchanges The Attentions Of Many Men For The Inattention Of One.

Honeymoons Are The Beginning Of Wisdom--but The Beginning Of Wisdom Is The End Of Romance.

A Woman's Flattery May Inflate A Man's Head A Little; But Her Criticism Goes Straight To His Heart, And Contracts It So That It Can Never Again Hold Quite As Much Love For Her.