A Fool And Her Money Are Soon

Fortunately For Women, Most Men Mistake Loneliness For Love Before Marriage, And Habit For Happiness Afterward.

France May Claim The Happiest Marriages In The World, But The Happiest Divorces In The World Are 'made In America.'

When A Girl Marries She Exchanges The Attentions Of Many Men For The Inattention Of One.

Marriage Is The Operation By Which A Woman's Vanity And A Man's Egotism Are Extracted Without An Anaesthetic.

Alas, Why Will A Man Spend Months Trying To Hand Over His Liberty To A Woman--and The Rest Of His Life Trying To Get It Back Again?