A Fool And Her Money Are Soon

Marriage Is The Miracle That Transforms A Kiss From A Pleasure Into A Duty.

There Are Many Times Where A Woman Would Gladly Drop Her Husband If She Did Not Feel Morally Certain That Some Other Woman Would Come Right Along And Pick Him Up.

France May Claim The Happiest Marriages In The World, But The Happiest Divorces In The World Are 'made In America.'

When You See What Some Women Marry, You Realize How They Must Hate To Work For A Living.

To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of The Chiffonier Drawers; To A Woman, Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of Her Opinions.