Marriage: A Souvenir Of Love.

A Good Woman Is Known By What She Does; A Good Man By What He Doesn't.

True Love Isn't The Kind That Endures Through Long Years Of Absence, But The Kind That Endures Through Long Years Of Propinquity.

Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Supply A Man With Food Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.

When A Girl Marries She Exchanges The Attentions Of Many Men For The Inattention Of One.

Never Trust A Husband Too Far, Nor A Bachelor Too Near.