Marriage: A Souvenir Of Love.

A Good Woman Is Known By What She Does; A Good Man By What He Doesn't.

Marriage Is A Bargain, And Somebody Has To Get The Worst End Of The Bargain.

When A Man Makes A Woman His Wife It's The Highest Compliment He Can Pay Her – And Usually It's The Last.

A Woman Flees From Temptation, But A Man Just Crawls Away From It In The Cheerful Hope That It May Overtake Him.

At Twenty, A Man Feels Awfully Aged And Blasé; At Thirty, Almost Senile; At Forty, "not So Old"; And At Fifty, Positively Skittish.