Marriage: A Souvenir Of Love.

There Are Many Times Where A Woman Would Gladly Drop Her Husband If She Did Not Feel Morally Certain That Some Other Woman Would Come Right Along And Pick Him Up.

Life Begins At 40 - But So Do Fallen Arches, Rheumatism, Faulty Eyesight, And The Tendency To Tell A Story To The Same Person, Three Or Four Times.

Flirting Is The Gentle Art Of Making A Man Feel Pleased With Himself.

There Are Only Two Kinds Of Men; The Dead And The Deadly.

There Are More Ways Of Killing A Man's Love Than By Strangling It To Death, But That's The Usual Way.