Never Trust A Husband Too Far, Nor

Wedding: The Point At Which A Man Stops Toasting A Woman And Begins Roasting Her.

Love, Like A Chicken Salad Or Restaurant Hash, Must Be Taken With Blind Faith Or It Loses Its Flavor.

The Dollar Sign Is The Only Sign In Which The Modern Man Appears To Have Any Real Faith.

Flirting Is The Gentle Art Of Making A Man Feel Pleased With Himself.

Soft, Sweet Things With A Lot Of Fancy Dressing - That's What A Little Boy Loves To Eat And A Grown Man Prefers To Marry.