Never Trust A Husband Too Far, Nor

There Is A Vast Difference Between The Savage And The Civilized Man, But It Is Never Apparent To Their Wives Until After Breakfast.

Woman: The Peg On Which The Wit Hangs His Jest, The Preacher His Text, The Cynic His Grouch And The Sinner His Justification.

Marriage: A Souvenir Of Love.

Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Supply A Man With Food Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.

A Man's Ideal Woman Is The One He Couldn't Get.