Marriage Is The Only Thing That Affords

To Be Happy With A Man You Must Understand Him A Lot And Love Him A Little. To Be Happy With A Woman You Must Love Her A Lot And Not Try To Understand Her At All.

An Optimist Is Merely An Ex-pessimist With His Pockets Full Of Money, His Digestion In Good Condition, And His Wife In The Country.

Better A Lively Old Epigram Than A Deadly New One.

A Man Snatches The First Kiss, Pleads For The Second, Demands The Third, Takes The Fourth, Accepts The Fifth - And Endures All The Rest.

It Isn't Tying Himself To One Woman That A Man Dreads When He Thinks Of Marrying; It's Separating Himself From All The Others.