Before Marriage, A Man Will Lie Awake

There Are More Ways Of Killing A Man's Love Than By Strangling It To Death, But That's The Usual Way.

Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Supply A Man With Food Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.

A Woman Flees From Temptation, But A Man Just Crawls Away From It In The Cheerful Hope That It May Overtake Him.

After Marriage, A Woman's Sight Becomes So Keen That She Can See Right Through Her Husband Without Looking At Him, And A Man's So Dull That He Can Look Right Through His Wife Without Seeing Her.

The Dollar Sign Is The Only Sign In Which The Modern Man Appears To Have Any Real Faith.