Nothing Annoys A Man As To Hear

After Marriage, A Woman's Sight Becomes So Keen That She Can See Right Through Her Husband Without Looking At Him, And A Man's So Dull That He Can Look Right Through His Wife Without Seeing Her.

Marriage Is The Miracle That Transforms A Kiss From A Pleasure Into A Duty.

A Man Falls In Love Through His Eyes, A Woman Through Her Imagination, And Then They Both Speak Of It As An Affair Of 'the Heart.

Soft, Sweet Things With A Lot Of Fancy Dressing - That's What A Little Boy Loves To Eat And A Grown Man Prefers To Marry.

Falling In Love Consists Merely In Uncorking The Imagination And Bottling The Common Sense.