Love Is A Matter Of Give And

When A Man Spends His Time Giving His Wife Criticism And Advice Instead Of Compliments, He Forgets That It Was Not His Good Judgment, But His Charming Manners, That Won Her Heart.

True Love Isn't The Kind That Endures Through Long Years Of Absence, But The Kind That Endures Through Long Years Of Propinquity.

Love, Like A Chicken Salad Or Restaurant Hash, Must Be Taken With Blind Faith Or It Loses Its Flavor.

Marriage Is Like Twirling A Baton, Turning Hand Springs Or Eating With Chopsticks. It Looks Easy Until You Try It.

Going Through Life Without Love Is Like Going Through A Good Dinner Without An Appetite -- Everything Seems So Flat And Tasteless.