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Why Does A Man Take It For Granted That A Girl Who Flirts With Him Wants Him To Kiss Her - When, Nine Times Out Of Ten, She Only Wants Him To Want To Kiss Her?

To Be Happy With A Man You Must Understand Him A Lot And Love Him A Little. To Be Happy With A Woman You Must Love Her A Lot And Not Try To Understand Her At All.

The Feminine Vanity-case Is The Graveyard Of Masculine Illusions.

The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life Is Spotting Women Who Are Fatter Than She Is.

The Mistakes You Regret The Most In Your Life Are The Ones You Didn't Commit When You Had The Chance