Hell Hath No Fury Like A Liberal

I Am One Of The Funniest People On The Planet.

Political Promises Are Much Like Marriage Vows. They Are Made At The Beginning Of The Relationship Between Candidate And Voter, But Are Quickly Forgotten.

We Used To Root For The Indians Against The Cavalry, Because We Didn't Think It Was Fair In The History Books That When The Cavalry Won It Was A Great Victory, And When The Indians Won It Was A Massacre.

Some Kind Of Way, We Have To Say Enough Is Enough.

If All You Can Do Is Judge A Person By Their Appearance, Because You Don't Have The Spirit To Judge Someone From Within, You're In Trouble.