Hell Hath No Fury Like A Liberal

Everything We Do We Should Look At In Terms Of Millions Of People Who Can't Afford It.

My Belief Is, You Know, Certain Things Have To Be Explained That's Never Been Explained.

America Has The Mightiest Military On The Planet, And They Didn't Get There With Entertainers.

When You Have A Good Mother And No Father, God Kind Of Sits In. It's Not Enough, But It Helps.

I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.