Some Kind Of Way, We Have To

Political Promises Are Much Like Marriage Vows. They Are Made At The Beginning Of The Relationship Between Candidate And Voter, But Are Quickly Forgotten.

No Kid In The World, No Woman In The World Should Ever Raise A Hand Against A No-good Daddy. That's Already Been Taken Care Of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit The Wind.

I Never Thought I'd See The Day That I Would See White Folks As Frightened, Or More So, Than Black Folks Was During The Civil Rights Movement When We Was In Mississippi.

When You Have A Good Mother And No Father, God Kind Of Sits In. It's Not Enough, But It Helps.

I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.