If Democracy Is Such A Good Thing,

Every Holiday On The Calendar, I Check In A Hotel And Fast - I Don't Eat, I Don't Drink, I Don't Talk.

I Wouldn't Mind Paying Taxes... If I Knew They Were Going To A Friendly Country

No Being Should Be Killed. No Being Should Be Unloved.

When I Was A Boy, I Was Taught Never To Use Insulting Expressions Like, 'i've Been Gypped,' Or, 'he Welshed On The Deal.'

I Never Believed In Santa Claus Because I Knew No White Dude Would Come Into My Neighborhood After Dark.