I Would Have Painted The White House

If It Wasn't For Abe Lincoln, I'd Still Be On The Open Market.

When You've Got Something Really Good, You Don't Have To Force It On People. They Will Steal It!

There Is A Limit On How Much Information You Can Keep Bottled Up.

America Is Concerned More With The Possibility Of Moon Folks Than The Reality Of Hungry Poor Folks.

White Folks Are The Luckiest People: Finally A Black President And He's A Behaved One. Went To The Best Schools, Best Colleges, Never Raises His Voice. I Ran For President In 1968. I Tell (audiences) If I Won, I Would Have Dug Up The Rose Garden And Planted Watermelon!