To Me, Seeing A Really Great Comedian

Luck Is Opportunity Meeting Up With Preparation. So You Must Prepare Yourself To Be Lucky.

I Don't Know Why America Always Thinks She Has To Run All Around The World Forcing People To Take Our Way Of Governance At The Barrel Of A Gun. When You've Got Something Really Good, You Don't Have To Force It On People. They Will Steal It!

No Kid In The World, No Woman In The World Should Ever Raise A Hand Against A No-good Daddy. That's Already Been Taken Care Of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit The Wind.

I Buy About $1,500 Worth Of Papers Every Month. Not That I Trust Them. I'm Looking For The Crack In The Fabric.

To Me, Seeing A Really Great Comedian Is A Bit Like Watching A Musician Or A Poet.