The World Is Fed By Greed.

Pets Are Found To Suffer From All The Ailments Known To The Human.

I Chose To Be An Agitator. And There's One Interesting Thing About Being An Agitator - And I Tell People - The Next Time You Put Your Underwear In The Washing Machine, Take The Agitator Out, And All You're Going To End Up With Is Some Dirty, Wet Drawers.

I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.

Black Folks Tell Their Kids They Have To Be Twice As Good As A White Person? Well, If I Tell A Child Of Mine That, Or That They Have To Be Careful - That This Is What A Cop Would Do If You Do This - They Think Something Is Wrong With Them. I Tell Them Death Is Better.

Race Baiters And Discriminators May Go Underground, But They Never Move Out Of Town.