I Tell People, 'if You Want To

I Feel That The Same God-force That Is The Mother And Father Of The Pope Is Also The Mother And Father Of The Loneliest Wino On The Planet.

You Hear Entertainers All The Time, Saying, 'if I Couldn't Get Paid For This, I'd Do It For Free.' When's The Last Time You Ever Heard A Business Person Say, 'if I Couldn't Get Paid For Being Chairman Of British Petroleum, I'd Do It For Free'?

A Klaner Kkk Is A Cat Who Gets Out Of Bed In The Middle Of The Night And Takes His Sheet With Him.

One Of The Things I Keep Learning Is That The Secret Of Being Happy Is Doing Things For Other People.

I Went To Ethiopia, And It Dawned On Me That You Can Tell A Starving, Malnourished Person Because They've Got A Bloated Belly And A Bald Head. And I Realized That If You Come Through Any American Airport And See Businessmen Running Through With Bloated Bellies And Bald Heads, That's Malnutrition, Too.