If All You Can Do Is Judge

I Consider Myself Always A Humorist. And I Think Anybody Who Tells Jokes Or Makes People Laugh Is Humor.

A Friend Of Mine Who Works For Naval Intelligence Said An Aerial Satellite Revealed That 1.9 Million Attended The Event In 1995. But If They Would Have Had A Rumble At The March The Newspapers Would Have Said That 75 Million Afro-americans Were There.

Everything We Do We Should Look At In Terms Of Millions Of People Who Can't Afford It.

I Would Never Teach A Child Of Mine To Be Kind To A Cop Who Would Shoot You In The Back Of The Head. I Would Never Have That Conversation Because Children Don't Hear What You Mean, They Hear What You Say.

If You Take 12 Waters From The Coconut - Not The Ones You Buy In The Store, Although That's Good - But The Fresh Coconuts, The Little Brown Ones With The Three Eyes, If You Take 12 Of Those Within 24 Hours, Your Blood Will Go Back To The Way It Was When You Were Born.