Political Promises Are Much Like Marriage Vows.

I Chose To Be An Agitator. And There's One Interesting Thing About Being An Agitator - And I Tell People - The Next Time You Put Your Underwear In The Washing Machine, Take The Agitator Out, And All You're Going To End Up With Is Some Dirty, Wet Drawers.

One Of The Things I Keep Learning Is That The Secret Of Being Happy Is Doing Things For Other People.

A Klaner Kkk Is A Cat Who Gets Out Of Bed In The Middle Of The Night And Takes His Sheet With Him.

If You Can Justify Killing To Eat Meat, You Can Justify The Conditions Of The Ghetto. I Cannot Justify Either One.

Poor Is A State Of Mind You Never Grow Out Of, But Being Broke Is Just A Temporary Condition.