I Am One Of The Funniest People

I Wouldn't Mind Paying Taxes... If I Knew They Were Going To A Friendly Country

The World Is Fed By Greed.

Once We Used To Have To Crank Up Our Cars, Now You Can Pop It On From Inside Your House. Everything Has Changed Except How We Get Freedom.

When I Lost My Rifle, The Army Charged Me 85 Dollars. That Is Why In The Navy The Captain Goes Down With The Ship.

I Used To Get Letters Saying, 'i Didn't Know Black Children And White Children Were The Same.'