I Am One Of The Funniest People

Dogs Are Great Assets To Candidates, And The Feeling Seems To Be Engendered That If A Dog Loves The Candidate, He Can't Be All That Bad.

Because You Make Me Laugh Don't Make You A Comic. A Comedian Is A Person Who, That's How They Make Their Living.

I Won't Say I'm Out Of Condition Now - But I Even Puff Going Downstairs.

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Liberal Scorned.

Baseball Is Very Big With My People. It Figures. It's The Only Way We Can Get To Shake A Bat At A White Man Without Starting A Riot.