I Am One Of The Funniest People

In America, With All Of Its Evils And Faults, You Can Still Reach Through The Forest And See The Sun. But We Don't Know Yet Whether That Sun Is Rising Or Setting For Our Country.

If You Take 12 Waters From The Coconut - Not The Ones You Buy In The Store, Although That's Good - But The Fresh Coconuts, The Little Brown Ones With The Three Eyes, If You Take 12 Of Those Within 24 Hours, Your Blood Will Go Back To The Way It Was When You Were Born.

If It Wasn't For Abe Lincoln, I'd Still Be On The Open Market.

Just Being A Negro Doesn't Qualify You To Understand The Race Situation Any More Than Being Sick Makes You An Expert On Medicine.

Pets Are Found To Suffer From All The Ailments Known To The Human.