The United States Is The Most Dishonest,

Eating Liver Out Of A Cow's Body Is Like Eating The Filter Out Of A Car.

I Am One Of The Funniest People On The Planet.

And We Love To Dance, Especially That New One Called The Civil War Twist. The Northern Part Of You Stands Still While The Southern Part Tries To Secede.

There Is A Limit On How Much Information You Can Keep Bottled Up.

Dogs Are Great Assets To Candidates, And The Feeling Seems To Be Engendered That If A Dog Loves The Candidate, He Can't Be All That Bad.