He (branch Rickey) Must Think I Went

He (branch Rickey) Must Think I Went To The Massachesetts Constitution Of Technology.

I Was Blessed With A Strong Arm And A Weak Mind.

Let The Teachers Teach English And I Will Teach Baseball. There Is A Lot Of People In The United States Who Say Isn't, And They Ain't Eating.

I Know Who's The Best Pitcher I Ever See And It's Old Satchel Paige, That Big Lanky Colored Boy. My Fastball Looks Like A Change Of Pace Alongside That Little Pistol Bullet Ole Satchel (paige) Shoots Up To The Plate.

I Can't Tell You Why There's A Delay, But Stick Your Head Out Of The Window And You'll Know Why.