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The Pitcher Wound Up And He Flang The Ball At The Batter. The Batter Swang And Missed. The Pitcher Flang The Ball Again And This Time The Batter Connected. He Hit A High Fly Right To The Center Fielder. The Center Fielder Was All Set To Catch The Ball, But At The Last Minute His Eyes Were Blound By The Sun And He Dropped It.

He (branch Rickey) Must Think I Went To The Massachesetts Constitution Of Technology.

I Never Keep A Scorecard Or The Batting Averages. I Hate Statistics. What I Got To Know, I Keep In My Head.

I Only Went To The Third Grade Because My Father Only Went To The Fourth And I Didn't Want To Pass Him.

Fans, Don't Fail To Miss Tomorrow's Game.