Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!

All Ballplayers Want To Wind Up Their Careers With The Cubs, Giants Or Yankees. They Just Can't Help It.

Heck, If Anybody Told Me I Was Setting A Record (strikeouts In A Game On July 30, 1933) I'd Of Got Me Some More Strikeouts.

I Only Went To The Third Grade Because My Father Only Went To The Fourth And I Didn't Want To Pass Him.

He (branch Rickey) Must Think I Went To The Massachesetts Constitution Of Technology.

I Can't Tell You Why There's A Delay, But Stick Your Head Out Of The Window And You'll Know Why.