The Good Lord Was Good To Me.

Sure I Eat What I Advertise. Sure I Eat Wheaties For Breakfast. A Good Bowl Of Wheaties With Bourbon Can't Be Beat.

If You Can Do It, It Ain't Braggin'... It's A Matter Of Self-confidence. I Got Where I Did Because I Wasn't No Shrinking Violet.

Let The Teachers Learn The Kids English. Ol' Diz Will Learn The Kids Baseball.

The Good Lord Was Good To Me. He Gave Me A Strong Body, A Good Right Arm, And A Weak Mind.

It Ain't Bragging If You Can Do It.