I Was Blessed With A Strong Arm

It Ain't Bragging If You Can Do It.

All Ballplayers Want To Wind Up Their Careers With The Cubs, Giants Or Yankees. They Just Can't Help It.

Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!

He (bill Terry) Once Hit A Ball Between My Legs So Hard That My Center-fielder Caught It On The Fly Backing Up Against The Wall.

Anybody Who's Ever Had The Privilege Of Seeing Me Play Knows That I Am The Greatest Pitcher In The World.