Son, What Kind Of Pitch Would You

The Cards Had One Pitcher Who Won Fourteen Straight Games In A Period Of Twenty-four Days. Then When He Lost His Fifteenth Game 1-0, His Manager Fined Him Fifty Bucks.

I Ain't What I Used To Be, But Who The Hell Is?

The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found Nothing.

Anybody Who's Ever Had The Privilege Of Seeing Me Play Knows That I Am The Greatest Pitcher In The World.

The Pitcher Wound Up And He Flang The Ball At The Batter. The Batter Swang And Missed. The Pitcher Flang The Ball Again And This Time The Batter Connected. He Hit A High Fly Right To The Center Fielder. The Center Fielder Was All Set To Catch The Ball, But At The Last Minute His Eyes Were Blound By The Sun And He Dropped It.