The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found

A Lot Of Folks That Ain't Saying 'ain't,' Ain't Eating.

Anybody Who's Ever Had The Privilege Of Seeing Me Play Knows That I Am The Greatest Pitcher In The World.

Son, What Kind Of Pitch Would You Like To Miss?

I Was Blessed With A Strong Arm And A Weak Mind.

It Ain't Bragging If You Can Do It.