The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found

Slud Is Something More Than Slid. It Means Sliding With Great Effort.

It Ain't Braggin' If You Really Done It.

I Can't Tell You Why There's A Delay, But Stick Your Head Out Of The Window And You'll Know Why.

I Only Went To The Third Grade Because My Father Only Went To The Fourth And I Didn't Want To Pass Him.

Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!