Practice, Work Hard And Give It Everything

I Was Blessed With A Strong Arm And A Weak Mind.

The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found Nothing.

The Good Lord Was Good To Me. He Gave Me A Strong Body, A Good Right Arm, And A Weak Mind.

Sure I Eat What I Advertise. Sure I Eat Wheaties For Breakfast. A Good Bowl Of Wheaties With Bourbon Can't Be Beat.

Let The Teachers Learn The Kids English. Ol' Diz Will Learn The Kids Baseball.