Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

From The Moment I Picked Your Book Up Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Someday I Intend Reading It.

Next Time I See You, Remind Me Not To Talk To You.