Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

I Was Going To Thrash Them Within An Inch Of Their Lives, But I Didn't Have A Tape Measure.

Would You Mind Getting Off That Fly Paper And Giving The Flies A Chance?" "ahhh, You Can't Trick Me! Flies Don't Read Papers!

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

I Don’t Have A Photograph, But You Can Have My Footprints. They’re Upstairs In My Socks.