Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money To Join A Club That Lets In People Like Me.

Years Ago, I Tried To Top Everybody, But I Don't Anymore. I Realized It Was Killing Conversation. When You're Always Trying For A Topper You Aren't Really Listening. It Ruins Communication

The Husband Who Wants A Happy Marriage Should Learn To Keep His Mouth Shut And His Checkbook Open.

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.

How Do You Feel About Women's Rights? I Like Either Side Of Them.