Everything Comes To Him Who Waits, Except

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty.

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A Bad Cold Wouldn't Be So Annoying If It Weren't For The Advice Of Our Friends.

A Good Listener Is Usually Thinking About Something Else.

Some Folks Seem To Have Descended From The Chimpanzee Much Later Than Others.