Everything Comes To Him Who Waits, Except

Peace Has Its Victories No Less Than War, But It Doesn't Have As Many Monuments To Unveil.

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

If The Government Was As Afraid Of Disturbing The Consumer As It Is Of Disturbing Business, This Would Be Some Democracy.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

Bees Are Not As Busy As We Think They Are. They Just Can't Buzz Any Slower.