Everything Comes To Him Who Waits, Except

Of All The Home Remedies, A Good Wife Is Best.

Every Father Expects His Boy To Do The Things He Wouldn't Do When He Was Young.

Nobody Kicks On Being Interrupted If It's By Applause.

One Of The Simple But Genuine Pleasures In Life Is Getting Up In The Morning And Hurrying To A Mousetrap You Set The Night Before.

There Isn't Much To Be Seen In A Little Town, But What You Hear Makes Up For It.