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Intelligent People Are Always On The Unpopular Side Of Anything.

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

One Of The Commonest Ailments Of The Present Day Is The Premature Formation Of Opinion.

We're All Self-made Men, But Not Very Many Of Us Have Stayed On The Job.

The Worst Waste Of Breath, Next To Playing A Saxophone, Is Advising A Son