You Won't Skid If You Stay In

Of All The Home Remedies, A Good Wife Is Best.

Being An Optimist After You've Got Everything You Want Doesn't Count.

Nothing Dispels Enthusiasm Like A Small Admission Fee.

Ther's Still A Few Honest Folks Left But They Never Seem T' Find Anything You Lose.

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.