You Won't Skid If You Stay In

Nobuddy Ever Listened T' Reason On A Empty Stomach.

A Friend That Ain't In Need Is A Friend Indeed.

Of All The Unbearable Nuisances, The Ignoramus That Has Traveled Is The Worst.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.

Nobody Ever Forgets Where He Buried The Hatchet.