You Won't Skid If You Stay In

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.

You Won't Skid If You Stay In A Rut.

There Is Nothing So Aggravating As A Fresh Boy Who Is Too Old To Ignore And Too Young To Kick.