Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To

Of All The Unbearable Nuisances, The Ignoramus That Has Traveled Is The Worst.

Beauty Is . . . A Valuable Asset If You're Poor Or Haven't Any Sense.

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

If There's Anything Mean In A Feller, A Litter Authority Will Bring It Out.

The Fellow That Agrees With Everything You Say Is Either A Fool Or He Is Getting Ready To Skin You.