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Bargain... Anything A Customer Thinks A Store Is Losing Money On.

The Hardest Thing Is To Take Less When You Can Get More.

The Only Way To Entertain Some Folks Is To Listen To Them.

Litigation: A Form Of Hell Whereby Money Is Transferred From The Pockets Of The Proletariat To That Of Lawyers.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.