Politics Makes Strange Post-masters.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty.

I Never Saw An Athletic Girl That Thought She Was Strong Enough To Do Indoor Work.

When Some Folks Agree With My Opinions I Begin To Suspect I'm Wrong.

The Less A Statesman Amounts To, The More He Loves The Flag.

Litigation: A Form Of Hell Whereby Money Is Transferred From The Pockets Of The Proletariat To That Of Lawyers.