Politics Makes Strange Post-masters.

We're All Self-made Men, But Not Very Many Of Us Have Stayed On The Job.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

Don't A Fellow Feel Good After He Gets Out Of A Store Where He Nearly Bought Something.

The Less A Statesman Amounts To, The More He Loves The Flag.