Politics Makes Strange Post-masters.

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

Some Folks Pay A Compliment Like They Went Down In Their Pocket For It.

I Don't Know Of Anything Better Than A Woman If You Want To Spend Money Where It Will Show.

Whoever Takes Just Plain Ginger Ale Soon Gets Drowned Out Of The Conversation.

If Capital And Labor Ever Do Get Together It's Good Night For The Rest Of Us.